Santa visit

So I was folding laundry, Doug was napping, and suddenly Wyatt said "I want to go tell Santa what I want!" He got all excited, so I woke Doug up and said "Come on, we're going to the mall!" Wyatt wanted to take Peppermint so he wouldn't "do anyfing while we are gone". He also wanted to carry him into the mall so he wouldn't "do anyfing in the twuck". So we ended up with a photo of Wyatt, Santa... and Peppermint! After telling Santa what he wants for Christmas, he told me "I yike Santa." He's finally EXCITED this year, which makes it so much more fun for me too! :)

Stample of Poop

Me: "Daddy and I tried to have a baby for a loooong time."
Wyatt: "Did you have one?"
Me: (LOL) "Yes!"
Wyatt: "Well, where is it?"
Me (grabbing him): "Right here!"
Wyatt: "I am not a baby!!"
Me: "No matter how big you get, you'll always be my baby." ♥

Wyatt and I play this game where I say "You're a (insert random word here)" and he does it back, and we just go back and forth thinking of funny things to be. Well we were playing tonight and he said:
"You're a stample of poop."
Me: "WHAT?"
Wyatt: "A stample of poop. Like at Sam's Cwub."
Me: "Ohhhhh - a SAMPLE."
Wyatt: "Yeah, a sample. Does it taste good? Do you wike it?"
Me: "A sample of POOP? No, I will pass on that." LOL

Love that when I say "SO?", Wyatt answers "Sew buttons on ice cubes!" He is truly my boy. :D  (and if I say "Sew buttons on ice cubes" he responds with "Sew buttons on your underwear!" - another thing I say. :)

Wyatt, falling asleep, in a sweet voice: "Mama."
Me: "What, sweetie."
Wyatt: "Nufing. I just wuv you."

I was sprinkling plant food around the plants.
Wyatt: "What is that stuff?"
Me: "Plant food."
Wyatt: "Why don't you just feed the pwants chicken nuggets?"
Me: "Well, plants don't have mouths. They absorb food from their roots. So I have to sprinkle plant food on the ground."
Wyatt: "Well... why don't you just spwinkle chicken nuggets on the ground?"

Wyatt and I were watering all the plants in the backyard.
He asked me what setting the sprayer was on - "Is that one JET?"
"No, this one is called Stream."
"Oh..." He thought for a moment. "I fink that would be a good name for a person too."
"What... STREAM?"
"Yes."

We were reading Goodnight Gorilla tonight. Wyatt said "This is a weally short book." "Yes, it is" I agreed. Then he said "WAAAAAAAAME!" (lame) Just the way he said it cracked me up.

I told Wyatt this morning "It's time to wake up and go to school." He lifted his leg in the air, shook it back and forth and said "Foot says no." I LOLd.

We were at Wendy's, and were talking about Wendy and Dave Thomas (the founder of Wendy's). I said "But now Dave is dead." Wyatt pondered for a moment and asked "Who squished him?" Apparently he associates death with roadkill. LOL.

Me: "Goodnight, Wyatt."
Wyatt: "Wait! I want a hug. NO! Twenty hugs!... NO! Twenty-fousand-eight-hundwed-and-SEVEN... that's a wot of hugs, huh?"

Wyatt and I were looking at the lobsters in the tank at Red Lobster. "Can we get one out?" he asked. "What would you do with it?" He thought for a moment and replied "Eat it. Or pet it. Or put it in my room."

Me, showing Wyatt an English muffin: "See? It has nooks and crannies!"
Wyatt: "Daddy!!! It has look at grannies!!!!"
LOL

I was talking to Wyatt about his day at school, and he actually SANG A SONG to me! He never sings, but he sang me a song about "three speckled fwogs sitting on a halloween (hollow log) eating dewicious fwies! YUM YUM YUM!"