A gweat adventure

We were at Kohl's looking at the kids' clearance. Wyatt picked up a pink shirt and said "This is for girls." "Yes", I said. Wyatt sighed and shook his head, and said "Girls are noisy and fwustwating."

I was reading a library book called "Chimp and Zee" to Wyatt. Wyatt just could NOT remember their names. On every page, he'd say "What are their names?" "CHIMP and ZEE!" After about the 10th time he asked and I answered "Chimp and Zee!", he thought for a second and said "I fink it's Bob."

Wyatt, telling me about buying something in a video game... "It costs one-hundwed. Or one-thousand. Or 18!... (opens eyes wide) 18 is a super wot of money!"

Wyatt: "Let's pway hide-and-sink!"
Me: "Ok, I'll count.!"
Wyatt: "I'm gonna hide in your woom by where you take a shower. I want you to come wif me!"
Me: "But if I come with you, I'll see where you are hiding!"
Wyatt, in a sing-songy voice: "Oh no you won't! Because I'll be bewwy bewwy quiet!"

As we were walking around the lake at Horsethief Basin, Wyatt looked up at me with his big blue eyes wide, and said in a most serious voice: "Mommy, this is a gweat adventure." ♥

He was playing an online game and he likes it when I tell him the names of the other players. He sighed and said "I wish I was you." "Why???" I asked. "Because ven I could read better." I laughed and said "Don't worry, honey, you'll learn how to read."

Wyatt was coloring. He held one up and said, "Mommy, fis one is called 'retwactable red." LOL I don't know what about the crayon was retractable, but it was cute. :)

Black Eyed Peas "Just Can't Get Enough" was on the radio. I hear a voice from the back seat... "MOMMY! He said a bad word!" I said "Oh no. What did he say?" "He said... shut up!" Me (laughing) "No, honey. He said Switch Up." ROFL

Me, watching Wyatt play a game on the iPad: "What is that game called?"
Wyatt: "I don't know. I can't read it yet." :)

I never thought I would completely sell out my femininity by saying "That toot smells like moldy potatoes!" just to make a four year old boy have a 10 minute giggle fit. Totally worth it though. :)

Happiness = chasing Wyatt in the back yard in the rain, him giggling and giggling the whole time. ♥

We were driving into town and were stopped across from a truck covered in pro-gun bumper stickers. I laughed when I saw the car behind him, and pointed it out to Doug... "The car behind him says 'Proud to be a Democrat'. From the backseat, Wyatt said "Don't say that, Mommy! That's a bad word!" We LOLd!