Wyatt reports on Kindergarten, week one

Monday:

Wyatt loved his first day. He was very happy and liked all the things they did. Some things he reported:
"The kids in my cwass aren't as loud as the kids in pweschool."
"You know when we were waiting to go in the school this morning? I felt yike I was going to throw up."
"My favowite thing was making an apple with a worm in it!"

Tuesday:

 Wyatt's second day of Kindergarten was a success. He reported:
"I didn't know where my teacher went while we ate yunch, but today she told us - she goes to her OFFICE to WORK!" (with amazed expression on his face)
"There's a yittle boy who cwies every day at recess." :(
"A boy got put in time out today for saying 'shhhh' to the teacher."
"Ryan had a bar (granola) in his yunch! I want a bar!"
"I ate all my cookies at recess today. I just held on to the wrapper until we went back inside."
"We went to Spanish cwass today and yearned some Spanish words!" Me: "What did you learn?" Wyatt: "I don't wemember!"

Wednesday:

 Third day of Kindergarten report:
"All the kids run around on the pwayground but I just walk. I am not going to pway until they get the slide." (The playground equipment is on order.)
"I went to art cwass today, but the teacher took my art. *sigh* I yiked my art."
He wouldn't say much today, so that's all I've got. :)

Thursday:

4th day of Kindergarten report:
"We did a pwoject today, but she hung them on the wall, so we can't take them home for a few other days. But it was a patt-ren! It went gween-owange-gween-owange!"
"I went to music today. He singed, and we singed with him!"
"I made a paper. I cut it and put animals on it! You will yike it!"
"Mommy" (pointing in the gym) "This is where we have yunch. But none of the tables are here now. And that's where we go get our yunch."
"Today was a turkey and cheese sandwich, and I don't yike cheese. The gween apple was good though. (pause) Weally, weally good."

Friday:
 

5th day of Kindy report:
"We were in the gym and my teacher said 'walk on the bwack line! If you fall off, the cwododiles will get you!" (giggling)
(in PE) "He said 'Do what I do' and we had to jog, and walk yike a bear, and walk backwards! Then we had to get a partner. My partner was Riley."
(Showing me his King Midas project) "The king was counting his money and he said 'I need more money!' so a...

stwanger came and the king touched his shoe and it turned into GOLD. Then he hugged his daughter and she turned into gold! Then the stwanger came back and turned her back and nofing turned into gold anymore."
"I went outside with the other kids to wait for the mommies and daddies. And Daddy was on the sidewalk but she (teacher) said 'Don't run off!', but I fink she just meant don't go in the stweet."