Infinity people

Me: "There's a 40% chance of rain."
Wyatt: "Does that mean there are gonna be 40 drops?"

Me: "Hey Wyatt, when we go to Texas, Uncle Roger is gonna take us fishing. He has a white boat."
Wyatt: "A white boat? Not even red? That's so boring!!!"

Me: "♪ ♫ You know I can't smile without you ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ I can't smile without you ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ I can't laugh and I can't sing -"
Wyatt: "STOP!"
Me: "What?"
Wyatt: "You said you can't sing, so stop!"
 
Me, walking into a huge crowd of people: "Wow, there are a lot of people here."
Wyatt, looking around: "Yeah. I fink there are infinity people here."