Wyattisms

Wyatt is sitting on my lap playing with my earrings. He starts pulling on them, so I take them off.
Wyatt: "I want to hold dem."
Me: "Ok" (handing him the earrings)
He fiddles with them for about 15 seconds then hands them back with a scowl.
"These kinda dangerous."

LOL

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My mom was changing his diaper and he started...ummm... messing with his parts.
Grammy: "Wyatt, do you need to pee pee?" (she's trying to help get him using the potty)
Wyatt: "No."
Grammy: "Your little pee pee is sticking up. That usually means you need to pee."
Wyatt: (still messing with himself) "No. It just feel good."

EEEK!!!!

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Wyatt goes to the potty.
Grammy: "Wyatt, did you just pee pee in the potty?!!?!"
Wyatt: "Yes I did." (pause) "But don't scream."

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I have some fake cherries in a bowl on my kitchen table. Wyatt likes holding them while he eats, and also likes finding the ones he has bitten and that now have little bite marks on them.

So he hands me the cherry he's holding and says:

"Is dis the one with the birthmark?"

(Meaning BITE mark)

Then kept going. He put it up by my mouth and said:

"Here. Put your birthmark."