Wyatt: "Ow, somefing bit me!"
Me: "Oh no! Like an ant?"
Wyatt: "No. Yike an elephant. It hurt."
He pauses for a second...
"It hurt if an elephant bite you?"
Me: "Yeh, it probably would. They have big mouths."
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DH is on the phone with his friend Eddie. Wyatt picks up his toy phone...
"Heh-yo? Dis Eddie?"
(pause)
"What you doing?"
(pause)
"You POOPING?"
LOL
Then "Mommy, you want talk to Eddie?"
I took the phone and had a pretend conversation with Eddie, asking him how his wife Kate is and how their dogs are.
So the next day, he had his phone again.
"Heh-yo?"
Me: "Are you talking to Eddie again?"
(gives me a look like I am stupid)
"No. I talking to Kate right now."
LOL
He also said at one point "Wait, I put it on speaker phone."
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We were going outside and he suddenly stops and puts up an index finger and says "Wait! I finking. I finking." (thinking)
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He's started this thing where he wants to know where everything is from.
"Where that clock come from?"
"Grammy gave me that clock for Christmas."
"Where my chair come from?"
"The 99 cent store."
"Where that ball come from?"
"Walmart"
or sometimes I'll say "Maybe Target, maybe Walmart." and so if I answer Walmart, he'll say "Or maybe Target. Maybe Target, maybe Walmart."
If he wants to argue with me, he always says the object we are discussing came from Best Buy.
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Still obsessed with car washes. We went to one a couple days ago and he had so much fun watching the cars go through.
Crystal
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
I'm a Grandma!
Well, ok. Obviously NOT.
But I was in the furniture store and the sales guy said something about Wyatt making a mess.
And I said "Oh no. Wyatt's mommy wouldn't like that very much."
So later, he asked "So are you his Grandma?"
I shot the guy a look. "NO! I'm his MOM."
The guy stammered...
"Oh... uhhh... well, while ago you said something about "his mommy", so I thought it was someone else."
"NO! I was talking about myself in THIRD PERSON!"
"Well," he answered, still stammering. "You understand my confusion, right?"
"Sure. I understand your confusion. Because I LOOK SO OLD."
"NOOO!", he shouted back, flustered. "That's not what I meant."
I gave that poor guy grief the rest of the time he was there.
"Hold on, us grandmas are slow and I can't walk that fast."
"Is this couch soft? Because my old grandma bones need soft."
The poor guy kept apologizing and stammering and I acted like I was really offended by it to keep him that way. Because I am mean like that.
Crystal
But I was in the furniture store and the sales guy said something about Wyatt making a mess.
And I said "Oh no. Wyatt's mommy wouldn't like that very much."
So later, he asked "So are you his Grandma?"
I shot the guy a look. "NO! I'm his MOM."
The guy stammered...
"Oh... uhhh... well, while ago you said something about "his mommy", so I thought it was someone else."
"NO! I was talking about myself in THIRD PERSON!"
"Well," he answered, still stammering. "You understand my confusion, right?"
"Sure. I understand your confusion. Because I LOOK SO OLD."
"NOOO!", he shouted back, flustered. "That's not what I meant."
I gave that poor guy grief the rest of the time he was there.
"Hold on, us grandmas are slow and I can't walk that fast."
"Is this couch soft? Because my old grandma bones need soft."
The poor guy kept apologizing and stammering and I acted like I was really offended by it to keep him that way. Because I am mean like that.
Crystal
Monday, May 17, 2010
Kindof Daddy
I just post these so I have a record of them. 
DH needed to go to Lowe's and Wyatt and I just stayed outside. So Wyatt kept watching for Daddy to come back. He pointed excitedly and said "THERE'S DADDY!"
I turn around, and he's pointing at a guy that looks NOTHING like DH.
"THat's not Daddy", I said. "He's skinny and short, has brown skin, has a beard and is wearing plaid shorts. That looks NOTHING like Daddy!"
"Kindof", he answers. "It kindof Daddy."
Then he points at a young thin girl gathering carts. "There Daddy!"
"That's not Daddy. That's a girl! She has a ponytail!"
"Oh", he says. "It kindof you."
LOLOLOL.
Then I was telling my mom that story today and Wyatt starts giggling in the back seat and says "That not Daddy. That a GIRL!"
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He has gotten to where when I take off his clothes for bathtime, he takes off running all over, giggling like mad. Something about that little naked baby butt running in front of me makes me deliriously happy.
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Still obsessed with car washes. I bought him that Matchbox car wash toy for his birthday next month.
Crystal
DH needed to go to Lowe's and Wyatt and I just stayed outside. So Wyatt kept watching for Daddy to come back. He pointed excitedly and said "THERE'S DADDY!"
I turn around, and he's pointing at a guy that looks NOTHING like DH.
"THat's not Daddy", I said. "He's skinny and short, has brown skin, has a beard and is wearing plaid shorts. That looks NOTHING like Daddy!"
"Kindof", he answers. "It kindof Daddy."
Then he points at a young thin girl gathering carts. "There Daddy!"
"That's not Daddy. That's a girl! She has a ponytail!"
"Oh", he says. "It kindof you."
LOLOLOL.
Then I was telling my mom that story today and Wyatt starts giggling in the back seat and says "That not Daddy. That a GIRL!"
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He has gotten to where when I take off his clothes for bathtime, he takes off running all over, giggling like mad. Something about that little naked baby butt running in front of me makes me deliriously happy.
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Still obsessed with car washes. I bought him that Matchbox car wash toy for his birthday next month.
Crystal
Monday, May 3, 2010
I yike this cheese
Wyatt has been feeding me "nothing". He reaches in his pocket and pulls out his empty hand, then puts it up to my mouth. I pretend to eat it.
Sometimes he asks me "What it taste yike?" and I'll say "Strawberries! MMMM!" or something. Sometimes, he tells me what it is.. "It strawberry cake! You yike it?" (or "It good?") and sometimes, he says its Starbursts, because he knows I don't like Starbursts, and he wants to see me pretend to spit it out. LOL.
It's really cute!
He fell out of his bed night before last. I asked him what happened and he said "I roll over and CLUNK." I cracked up!
I've still been moving. We were at our old house cleaning, so I stopped by Taco Bell for food. He ended up REALLY liking nachos. We ran out of chips, so he picked up the little bowl of cheese and started scooping it out with his finger. He looks up at me, his face covered in orange cheese, and says "I yike this cheese."
Really? Couldn't tell.
This morning at the gym, I went back in the kid's club room after working out. Wyatt was surrounded by those big Lego-like blocks. I asked "What did you build?"
"A sign."
"What did it say?"
"Closed."
LOL
Sometimes I just wish I could follow him around with a recorder. He says such funny things all the time and I never remember them to blog them.
Crystal
Sometimes he asks me "What it taste yike?" and I'll say "Strawberries! MMMM!" or something. Sometimes, he tells me what it is.. "It strawberry cake! You yike it?" (or "It good?") and sometimes, he says its Starbursts, because he knows I don't like Starbursts, and he wants to see me pretend to spit it out. LOL.
It's really cute!
He fell out of his bed night before last. I asked him what happened and he said "I roll over and CLUNK." I cracked up!
I've still been moving. We were at our old house cleaning, so I stopped by Taco Bell for food. He ended up REALLY liking nachos. We ran out of chips, so he picked up the little bowl of cheese and started scooping it out with his finger. He looks up at me, his face covered in orange cheese, and says "I yike this cheese."
Really? Couldn't tell.
This morning at the gym, I went back in the kid's club room after working out. Wyatt was surrounded by those big Lego-like blocks. I asked "What did you build?"
"A sign."
"What did it say?"
"Closed."
LOL
Sometimes I just wish I could follow him around with a recorder. He says such funny things all the time and I never remember them to blog them.
Crystal
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
The blue car wash
He was saying he wanted to do something this morning (don't remember what) and I said no. He looks at me with this intense stare and says "Are you arguing with me, Mommy?"
I cracked up!
He is also being cute, saying things like "I a skunk" and making a spraying motion with his hand while making the noise.
He is making a gun out of his hand and saying "Shoot! Shoot! I shoot that cactus, Mommy!"
When he gets frustrated, he says "I hit you Mommy!" and I say "Do you want me to hit you too?" He says "No." and I say "Then don't hit me. It hurts." Sometimes, he'll run up and hug me then and say cute things like "I no hurt you mama."
He's been calling me "Mommy-O." ???? LOL.
He is OBSESSED with car washes. I don't get it and have never seen another child just obsessed with something to this degree. Here's what it is like driving down the road with him:
"That station have a car wash?"
"No, that's a QT. They don't have car washes."
"No, it does. It does."
"It doesn't have a car wash."
"Oh. That station have a car wash?"
"You know it does, Wyatt. We have used that car wash before."
"It open?"
"Yes, it's open."
"It red?"
"Yes, I think that one is red."
"Where the nice car wash?" (the "nice" one is the one where you get out of the car and watch it go through - he doesn't like being IN the car wash)
"It's at 51st and Bell."
"Oh.... It open?"
"No, it closes at 6."
"Inside open?"
"The store?"
"Yeh. Yes."
"Yes, the store is open."
"Where blue car wash?"
"The one at the Chevron?"
"Yes. It open?"
"Yes, it is open until 8."
"Oh. I wan go in it."
"You want to go in the car wash?"
"Yes."
"Ok, let's go."
"NO!! No car wash! Car go in car wash. Not us. Not us."
"Ok."
"There a car wash that way?"
"Yes, there's car washes everywhere."
"It have brushes?"
"Some of them have brushes."
This is the conversation the ENTIRE time we are in the car. I am tired just typing it. LOL.
Then when we get home, he wants to watch car wash videos. On YouTube, they have videos of car washes. I don't know why. I don't mean funny videos (although they have those too). I mean, just 9 minutes of a car being washed at a car wash. Wyatt will sit still watching them for an hour. Then will cry when I tell him that's enough.
At my mom's, they do Google Image searches for car washes and he looks at pictures of car washes.
Last night, he called "Mommy! Mommy!" from his bed. I ran in there and he said "The blue car wash." I asked if he had a dream about a car wash and he said yes. Then he fell back asleep and was doing those adorable sleep smiles, and one giggle. I guess it was a good car wash dream. ???
I try keeping him focused on basketball, toys, even tv. And he'll do other things. But he is currently VERY out-of-balance toward car washes. I don't get it.
Crystal
I cracked up!
He is also being cute, saying things like "I a skunk" and making a spraying motion with his hand while making the noise.
He is making a gun out of his hand and saying "Shoot! Shoot! I shoot that cactus, Mommy!"
When he gets frustrated, he says "I hit you Mommy!" and I say "Do you want me to hit you too?" He says "No." and I say "Then don't hit me. It hurts." Sometimes, he'll run up and hug me then and say cute things like "I no hurt you mama."
He's been calling me "Mommy-O." ???? LOL.
He is OBSESSED with car washes. I don't get it and have never seen another child just obsessed with something to this degree. Here's what it is like driving down the road with him:
"That station have a car wash?"
"No, that's a QT. They don't have car washes."
"No, it does. It does."
"It doesn't have a car wash."
"Oh. That station have a car wash?"
"You know it does, Wyatt. We have used that car wash before."
"It open?"
"Yes, it's open."
"It red?"
"Yes, I think that one is red."
"Where the nice car wash?" (the "nice" one is the one where you get out of the car and watch it go through - he doesn't like being IN the car wash)
"It's at 51st and Bell."
"Oh.... It open?"
"No, it closes at 6."
"Inside open?"
"The store?"
"Yeh. Yes."
"Yes, the store is open."
"Where blue car wash?"
"The one at the Chevron?"
"Yes. It open?"
"Yes, it is open until 8."
"Oh. I wan go in it."
"You want to go in the car wash?"
"Yes."
"Ok, let's go."
"NO!! No car wash! Car go in car wash. Not us. Not us."
"Ok."
"There a car wash that way?"
"Yes, there's car washes everywhere."
"It have brushes?"
"Some of them have brushes."
This is the conversation the ENTIRE time we are in the car. I am tired just typing it. LOL.
Then when we get home, he wants to watch car wash videos. On YouTube, they have videos of car washes. I don't know why. I don't mean funny videos (although they have those too). I mean, just 9 minutes of a car being washed at a car wash. Wyatt will sit still watching them for an hour. Then will cry when I tell him that's enough.
At my mom's, they do Google Image searches for car washes and he looks at pictures of car washes.
Last night, he called "Mommy! Mommy!" from his bed. I ran in there and he said "The blue car wash." I asked if he had a dream about a car wash and he said yes. Then he fell back asleep and was doing those adorable sleep smiles, and one giggle. I guess it was a good car wash dream. ???
I try keeping him focused on basketball, toys, even tv. And he'll do other things. But he is currently VERY out-of-balance toward car washes. I don't get it.
Crystal
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Ready or not...
ONE
TWO
FREE
FIVE
SIX
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
(and eight, nine, ten, leven... over and over til I yell "OK come find me!!!")
LOL
Crystal
TWO
FREE
FIVE
SIX
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
LEVEN
(and eight, nine, ten, leven... over and over til I yell "OK come find me!!!")
LOL
Crystal
Monday, March 29, 2010
SUPERMAN! FIRECRACKER!
First some cute Wyatt things I want to remember.
The other day, he threw the blanket over his head and shouted "Where's ME?"
We've been playing hide and seek. Well, I hide and he seeks. He goes over to the couch and counts:
"One! Two! Three! Five! Six! Eight! Nine! Ten! Leven! Five! Six! Nine! Ten! Leven!"
Then..
"Re-ee or not, heh I come!"
It is precious. I took some video of it.
Whenever we go to a mall, he asks if they have an alligator. It took me a bit to realize he meant ELEVATOR.
Along the same line, whenever he is pointing out the tires of a car, he'll say "Tigers!"
He has this thing where he'll yell "SUPERMAN!" then "FIRECRACKER!" I have NO IDEA what it means or what those two things have to do with each other. But even if I say "Superman", he'll say "firecracker!". He has no idea who Superman is, by the way. ????
He has this love/hate relationship with the car wash. He's obsessed with asking about them... where one is, if we can see it, etc. But does NOT want to go in there! We ate at Denny's last week and it was next to a car wash, so we walked over there and peered in. It was off, so I ran in there and Wyatt flipped. "NO, MAMA! NO!!!! COME HERE! COME HERE!!!" I said "Look, it's ok. Nothing bad is happening to me." but he wouldn't go for it.
He even had a bad dream the other day about the car wash and woke up crying "Car wash! Car wash!" and I had to comfort him back to sleep.
He is still obsessed with bodily functions too. I picked him up to put him in his crib the other night. I always scoop him up and say "Scoop a Wyatt!" and he answers "Scoop mama" with that sweet little sleepy smile. The other day he added "I poop on you Mama." LOL.
This morning he was lying on his front with his butt up in the air. He tooted and it was one of those hollow air ones that just sounded like a whoosh. He cracked up laughing and yelled "I want to do that again!!!" and kept straining trying to toot. LOL.
Crystal
The other day, he threw the blanket over his head and shouted "Where's ME?"
We've been playing hide and seek. Well, I hide and he seeks. He goes over to the couch and counts:
"One! Two! Three! Five! Six! Eight! Nine! Ten! Leven! Five! Six! Nine! Ten! Leven!"
Then..
"Re-ee or not, heh I come!"
It is precious. I took some video of it.
Whenever we go to a mall, he asks if they have an alligator. It took me a bit to realize he meant ELEVATOR.
Along the same line, whenever he is pointing out the tires of a car, he'll say "Tigers!"
He has this thing where he'll yell "SUPERMAN!" then "FIRECRACKER!" I have NO IDEA what it means or what those two things have to do with each other. But even if I say "Superman", he'll say "firecracker!". He has no idea who Superman is, by the way. ????
He has this love/hate relationship with the car wash. He's obsessed with asking about them... where one is, if we can see it, etc. But does NOT want to go in there! We ate at Denny's last week and it was next to a car wash, so we walked over there and peered in. It was off, so I ran in there and Wyatt flipped. "NO, MAMA! NO!!!! COME HERE! COME HERE!!!" I said "Look, it's ok. Nothing bad is happening to me." but he wouldn't go for it.
He even had a bad dream the other day about the car wash and woke up crying "Car wash! Car wash!" and I had to comfort him back to sleep.
He is still obsessed with bodily functions too. I picked him up to put him in his crib the other night. I always scoop him up and say "Scoop a Wyatt!" and he answers "Scoop mama" with that sweet little sleepy smile. The other day he added "I poop on you Mama." LOL.
This morning he was lying on his front with his butt up in the air. He tooted and it was one of those hollow air ones that just sounded like a whoosh. He cracked up laughing and yelled "I want to do that again!!!" and kept straining trying to toot. LOL.
Crystal
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