You POOPING?

Wyatt: "Ow, somefing bit me!"
Me: "Oh no! Like an ant?"
Wyatt: "No. Yike an elephant. It hurt."

He pauses for a second...

"It hurt if an elephant bite you?"
Me: "Yeh, it probably would. They have big mouths."

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DH is on the phone with his friend Eddie. Wyatt picks up his toy phone...

"Heh-yo? Dis Eddie?"
(pause)
"What you doing?"
(pause)
"You POOPING?"

LOL

Then "Mommy, you want talk to Eddie?"
I took the phone and had a pretend conversation with Eddie, asking him how his wife Kate is and how their dogs are.

So the next day, he had his phone again.

"Heh-yo?"
Me: "Are you talking to Eddie again?"
(gives me a look like I am stupid)
"No. I talking to Kate right now."

LOL

He also said at one point "Wait, I put it on speaker phone."

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We were going outside and he suddenly stops and puts up an index finger and says "Wait! I finking. I finking." (thinking)

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He's started this thing where he wants to know where everything is from.

"Where that clock come from?"
"Grammy gave me that clock for Christmas."
"Where my chair come from?"
"The 99 cent store."
"Where that ball come from?"
"Walmart"
or sometimes I'll say "Maybe Target, maybe Walmart." and so if I answer Walmart, he'll say "Or maybe Target. Maybe Target, maybe Walmart."

If he wants to argue with me, he always says the object we are discussing came from Best Buy.

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Still obsessed with car washes. We went to one a couple days ago and he had so much fun watching the cars go through.

Crystal