The bwues

"Wyatt: "Mommy, we singed the bwues in school today."
Me: "You did!? How did it go?"
Wyatt: ♪ "I have the bwuuuuuuuuuues; I have the bwuuuuuuuuuuuuues. And I was tiiiiiired. So I went to sleeeep." ♪"

Punkin

"When I picked Wyatt up from after-care, I asked him "You ready, punkin?"
Another little Kindy boy said "PUNKIN?!?!?!"
I laughed... "Yes, he's my punkin. Doesn't your mommy or daddy call you any cute names like 'sweetheart' or 'cutie'? Well, Wyatt is my punkin."
So a few days later I go in to get Wyatt, and say "Are you ready, punkin?"
And the same little boy says "PUNKIN!?!?!"
I said "Yep... he's still my punkin!"
So today, I walked in, and before I said anything, the boy looked at me and asked...
"Is he still your punkin?"
I laughed and said "Yep, he's still my punkin."

Just thought it was cute. :)"

Kindergarten report week 3

"Kindergarten report: Week 3, Day 1:
"I saw a girl that Ms. Cuccia was talking about today. She only has TWO fingers on this hand. But she has five fingers on the other hand!"
"We singed a song called 'Yittle Cabin in the Woods'. We hummed it, then we singed it then we were just quiet and did it yike this." (making hand movements)
"We pwayed a game where you have a beanbag and a song tells you where to put it. I put it on my head, and my finger, and my arm! But I still yike the freeze game better."
"Ms. Cuccia is silly. When she pways the freeze game, she freezes silly!"

Kindergarten report. Week 3, day 3:
"Riley doesn't listen. AND he doesn't know his numbers!"
"Yook what I hid in my shoe today. It's a really weird eraser!" (pulls out a typical eraser that goes on the end of a pencil.)
"Today at yunch, we had spaghetti, but instead of sauce, there was just meat on it. But I ate it all, I fink."

Kindergarten report: Week 3, day 4:
"In music cwass, Faith won the award again. Myra was yike 'Again!?' so she got an award too."
"We pwayed the fwog game today. You roll dice and have to move your fwog."
(Handing me a paper). "This is Johnny Appleseed! We watched a movie of him today too. At the end he died. But it didn't show him dying or anyfing."
"Hey Mommy... I want to go see the Gwand Canyon." Me: "Well, we could definitely do that. It isn't far from Flagstaff." Wyatt: "And the Gweat Wall of China!" Me: "Yeh, that one's a little tougher."

Kindy report... Week 3, day 5:
"A bunch of people are gonna be jealous today because Logan won a pwize. Peter Piper! Logan starts with an L."
"In PE, he put down all the balls and hula hoops, and I couldn't throw a ball through the hoop. Noone could throw a ball through the hoop."

No gifts please

Me: "Hmmm... What are we going to get Oma (Wyatt's great-grandmother) for her birthday? Maybe we should get Daddy to order her some flowers."
Wyatt: "I fink we should order her... a snake!"

LOL

Wyatt drawings...

This is a bat.

Celery!

Wyatt showing all our coloring pages in his room.

This is a giraffe. Pooping.

"I am a gorilla"... with gorillas in a jungle, of course!

Rainbow!

A scorpion!

Kindergarten Report, Week 2

Week 2, day 1 Kindy report:
"Today we talked about the Statue of Liv-erty! It's in the middle of the OCEAN and you can only get there by airpwane or boat."
"Ms. Cuccia (his teacher) said we can't leave cwumbs, or Mr. Mack said no more pwaying outside!"
"I ate the chicken and the corn at yunch. Well, not all the corn. Just five bites."

Week 2, day 2 Kindy report:
"Wanna know somefing funny? My Spanish teacher wore gwasses that were too big for her and a CAPE! And Ms. Cuccia took a picture of it!"
"We yearned the ABCs in Spanish!"
"I fell down in the mud today. See?" (showing me his muddy shorts)
"Yunch was good. The meat was weally good! I ate ALL of it!"
"This is the Eiffel Tower. (pointing to his drawing). Ms. Cuccia showed us a picture of it."

Kindy report, Week 2, day 4:
"In music cwass, we singed, and the kids that singed the best got AWARDS!"
"I saw a kid today with a bwoken tooth!"
"Ms. Cuccia read Harry the Dirty Dog to us today, and we had to draw something from the story."

We were walking to the car after pickup, and he stopped in front of the sign for the handicapped parking spot. He pointed to the symbol and said "Mommy, this sign says you can't go potty here."

LOL

"No, honey, that's a person in a wheelchair, not on a potty." (followed by explanation of handicapped parking spaces).

Kindy report: Week 2, Day 5:
"Today in gym cwass, we did hula hoops! I did it on my hand and on my yegs!"
(whispering to me as we were waiting this morning, pointing to a little girl) "Mommy - that's the girl who fell asleep the other day."
(Watching some boys play ball) "I fink they shouldn't throw it because they will hit somebody."
Oh and from yesterday, one I forgot: "We sang a song. It went 'A farmer had a dog, and eek-o was his name." Me: "You mean BINGO?" "Yeh, Bingo. I couldn't understand what they was saying."  

Math concepts 101

School supply shopping for Kindergarten!

Me, walking into a huge crowd of people: "Wow, there are a lot of people here."
Wyatt, looking around: "Yeah. I fink there are infinity people here."