Whenever someone is going slowly in front of me on the road, instead of yelling or calling them "idiot", I say "Go car... Go car... It's your birthday.."
Weird, I know. But that's me.
So we were pulling up to our community, waiting for the gate to swing open, and Wyatt says from the back seat:
"Go gate. It your birthday."
I almost passed out, I laughed so hard.
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Wyatt: Nice car wash open?
Me: No, it closes at six. It's closed. It'll be open again tomorrow morning.
Wyatt pauses and thinks for a few moments... "No, it open Saturday."
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He went into a recitation about everything he knows about himself the other day.
" I two."
"I almost free. (three)"
"My birthday June nine."
"My name Wyatt Douglas Bar-nic."
"Daddy name Doug."
I can't remember what else he said, but he just kept going on and on. It was cute.
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I asked him what he wants for his birthday.
He said "A bouncy house."
Crystal
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