Play ball...

Wyatt picks up a deflated beach ball.
Me: "We can't play with that ball. It has a hole in it."
Wyatt: "Uh-huh... we can make hats."
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Wyatt throws a very heavy little ball at my back.
Me: "OWWWW"
Wyatt: "You yike it. It's a wassage." (massage)