Play ball...

Wyatt picks up a deflated beach ball.
Me: "We can't play with that ball. It has a hole in it."
Wyatt: "Uh-huh... we can make hats."
?????

Wyatt throws a very heavy little ball at my back.
Me: "OWWWW"
Wyatt: "You yike it. It's a wassage." (massage)

Pancake head

Happy Valentine's Day

Mom can you git oluv the kelors

"Mom can you git oluv the kelors." Translation: Mom, can you get all of the characters? (Skylanders) .This is a note he wrote me in school today.

a fwower vawentine

"Mommy, I colored you a fwower vawentine."

I know somefing that is going to make you say 'SERIOUSLY??

Wyatt: "Mommy, I know somefing that is going to make you say 'SERIOUSLY???"

The story he told me was about a boy in his class who took a glass and broke it. Honestly it didn't make much sense, but I said "SERIOUSLY????" because I think I was supposed to. 

Cutie pie

Wyatt: (Rolling up in a blanket)
Me: "Awwwww... are you my little burrito?"
Wyatt: "NO! I'm your CUTIE-PIE!"

Me: ((kissing Wyatt's forehead repeatedly))
Wyatt: "No kisses! They smell too... chocolate-chippy!"

Rock wall

Wyatt on the rock wall at a birthday party