I yuv you the morest

Me: "I love you!"
Wyatt: "I yuv you the morest!"

Wyatt: "Mommy, you know what is more than a fousand? A FOUSANDY! It's more than anyfing except a quadwillion or infinity!"

Wyatt: "Hey, Mom. Million and Billion sound the same."
Me: "Yes, they do."
Wyatt: "You know what else sounds the same? HUG and ELEPHANT."
Me: "WHAT?"
Wyatt: LOL!

I shaved a bunch of fur off our fluffy cat, Rascal. He looks... well... not good.
Wyatt said, in a sad voice, "Mommy, the other cats are going to laugh at him." I said "Honey, cats can't laugh." He thought for a moment, then said "Well, all the other cats are going to meow at him." ♥

Wyatt was watching Shark Boy and Lava Girl in the back seat of the car.
Wyatt: "Hey Mommy! Lava Girl doesn't have a shirt on. She's wearing a zucchini."

Wyatt: "Inside my mouth hurts."
Me (looking inside his mouth): "Yep, you have a canker sore."
Wyatt: "A KANGAROO?" LOL LOL

We were at Walmart, and I was looking at the nutritional info on a box of frozen enchiladas. Wyatt said "Mom, you can't eat that. You keep getting fatter and fatter!" I almost died I was laughing so hard.

Last night, something was wrong with the satellite receiver, and we could only get in Jay Leno. Wyatt whined "I don't yike this show!!!! It's too grown-uppy!" LOL

Wyatt: "What is this show called?"
Me: "Dancing with the Stars"
Wyatt: "What? It's not called Dancing wif the STARS! People can't dance wif STARS!"
LOL