Night jammies

Wyatt: "I don't want these jammies!! I want the night jammies!"



Me: "Honey, all jammies are night jammies."


Wyatt: "I want the NIGHT JAMMIES!"


Me: "Wyatt, do you wear jammies in the day time? No. All jammies are night jammies!"


Wyatt: "No, I want the jammies with a KNIGHT on them!"


Me: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (don't *I* feel like an idiot?)
 
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Wyatt asked for a certain stuffed animal.


Me: "I've had that since before you were born."


Wyatt: "What does that mean?"


Me: "You didn't exist yet."


Wyatt: "What does that mean?"


Me: "It was before you were even in my belly."


Wyatt: "Where was I?"


Me: "That's a good question. Where do you think you were?"


Wyatt: "Maybe on another pwanet. (((pause))) Like maybe Seattle." ROFL
 
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Me: "We need to get ready for bed."



Wyatt: "But I'm hungwy!"


Me: "What do you want?"


Wyatt: "Hmmm. I fink I want somefing that takes a yong time to cook." LOL