Bomb Tree

Doug was watching an action movie with a lot of bad language in it. Wyatt was watching too, but I didn't think he was really catching it. When we left to go to bed, I mentioned I didn't like the movie because the guys say lots of bad words, Wyatt said "It ok. They kill all the guys who say f**king s**t". I almost fell down. I guess he was paying attention and we need to be more careful. Yikes.


 
Wyatt: "I had a dream about yittle rabbits." Me: "Awww. How cute!" Wyatt: "Them was zombie rabbits. Them eat cats." .... YIKES, not so cute!
 
Wyatt: "Orange is my favowite color, because it's red starting to be pink."


We were reading a book tonight, in which there is an apple tree. On one page, a dog is standing near the tree holding an apple. Wyatt ALWAYS says "That dog is holding a bomb." Tonight I sighed and said "Look, Wyatt. It's an apple tree. The dog is holding an apple that fell from the apple tree." He pointed at the tree and said "No, that's a bomb tree." LOL


I asked Wyatt to go see if any of our cats were under the bed. He came back with this report: "No cats under the bed! Just poop and a grilled cheese sandwich!" ?????

THAT!

Wyatt, pointing to a bulldozer in a book: "I want to dwive the doz-ah" Me, gently correcting: "Bulldozer." Wyatt, trying again, pointing: "I want to dwive the bull-oze" Me, gently correcting again: "Bulldozer." Wyatt points again: "I want to dwive... THAT!" LOLOL


 
Wyatt: "My pee pee hurts!"
Me: (in worried mom mode) "Oh no. Nobody has been touching or messing with your pee pee, have they?"
Wyatt: "Well (pause) I been messing with it a yot."

i-Pad!

Doug and Wyatt are playing a video game, and Doug made a mistake and killed a good guy. "My bad!" he said. And Wyatt, wanting to be like his Daddy, said in the exact same tone ... "I-Pad!" ROFL!

I was sitting at the top of the stairs, and Wyatt was creeping up slowly. I pretended to be scared, and he said "It's ok. It's just me. It's just me... Wyatt." LOL

Doug made some wisecrack about me being old, and Wyatt wanted to be in on the conversation. "I'm not old" he said. "I'm NEW!" LOL!

Do they have dwinks there?

I told Wyatt I was in a meeting today. He thought about it for a few seconds, then said "I want to see a meeting. I want to know what one yooks yike. Do they have dwinks there?"

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He's getting to be a big boy. He told me today "Wet's pway! I'll be Buzz and you be Woody." Melts my heart!

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 He told me to sing a different song from the usuals tonight. "Sing merry merry." "What?" "Merry merry!" It took me a minute. "OHHHH, Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, MERRILY MERRILY merrily merrily, life is but a dream." Then when he was drifting off to sleep, I sang it again, and when I got to "merrily merrily", he smiled with his eyes closed, then he was out.

 

 

As much as I remember to write, there are so many other funny things I never remember. I really try, but he says SO many funny and cute things, there is no way to remember them all.

I'll tell him NO

Wyatt has been obsessed with first-person shooter games, so I've told everyone not to let him play them.

Today he said "I want to pway Daddy's i-Pad"

I said "What game do you want to play?"

He said "Not a bi-lent (violent) one. If Daddy cwicks on a bi-lent one, I will tell him NO!"

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I always go get Wyatt and bring him into our bed before I go to sleep. The other day I got him to calm down after I told him I promised I'd come get him after I did my dishes.

So last night, as I was getting ready to leave his room, I asked if he wanted me to come get him.

He grabbed my face and said "Yes. You go do your dishes, and wake up Daddy, and then you come get me, ok. You pwomise?"

I have no idea where the "wake up daddy" part came from.

But tonight he said the same thing: "Go do your dishes, and wake up Daddy then come get me."

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Wyatt was telling me all about a video game he made up called "Shock the blanket". Apparently you have to walk around shooting mattress pads before they explode. In the first level, there are three mattress pads, and in the 2nd, there are five. Oh and there are also bad Lego guys walking around shooting.

Crystal

corn and bread and Cheetos

Wyatt told me today: "I gonna be big yike Da-ee. I gonna be big yike Micky!"

I responded: "Oh. You have to eat a lot of food to get that big!"

Wyatt said: "I gonna get big eating corn and bread and Cheetos!"

LOL

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I was trying to get Wyatt to come into the bathroom for his bath. "What are you waiting for!??!" I asked impatiently.

"A bus." said Wyatt.

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We were in his room getting ready for sleepytime after reading books.

"A butterfly!" he yelled excitedly.

"Where?" I asked.

"I was just being siwwy. Dere's no butterfly."

FLARP!

I bought these noisemakers called FLARPs. Wyatt loved them. We sat in the kitchen blowing our FLARPs while Doug sat in the living room working on the PS3.

Wyatt: "Did you get one for Da-ee too?"

Me: "No, I just got two of them."

Wyatt: "Ok." (ponders) "Wanna go bug him?"

So we did!

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 I do this thing where I pretend to be real angry, flailing all over the place, and I say "I'm having a fit!!!"

Well Wyatt tried to copy me... he started flailing all over, and then he said "I'm a fit!!!!" LOL

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Doug and Wyatt were playing a game on the PS3 and Doug was getting cranky because Wyatt wasn't listening.

Wyatt: "Daddy, quit being a brat."

Me: "Don't say that. It's not nice. You can ask why he's grumpy instead."

Wyatt: "Daddy, why you being a grump. You need to take a nap?"

:)

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