Three-head

So we got our Christmas tree. Doug put the lights on, and it was my turn to do all the ornaments. Wyatt actually stayed and put up ALL the ornaments with me - almost TWO HOURS! He was very helpful and kept commenting on his favorites. It was a very special evening for me. I asked him what he wants for Christmas, and he said "A vewy pwetty rock. For you." ♥ He is my little sweetie.

Wyatt: "I wike Gwammy's Cweam of Wheat better, because" (opening eyes REALLY WIDE) "we put WOTS OF SUGAR IN IT!!!!!"

Wyatt, investigating a small hole in the curtain: "It's no biggie. It's wittle. But if it was big, we'd say 'OH NO!"

Wyatt, petting the cat: "Mom, I am petting her forehead. Or her three-head... or her one-head, because she only has one head!"

Sign that my child plays too many video games: We were watching a movie, and it showed a cat sitting on a first aid kit. "Mommy!" says Wyatt, "That kitty is sitting on a health pack!" Sigh

Wyatt and I were playing a video game and having very bad luck getting past a level.
Me: "Go, Wyatt! I have faith in you!"
Wyatt: "What does that mean?"
Me: "It means... I know you can do it!"
A few minutes later... Wyatt: "Go MOM! I have faif in you! I have ONE HUNDWED FOUSAND FAIFS IN YOU!"
♥

Wyatt: "I'm tired."
Me: "Why are you so tired?"
Wyatt, shaking head and sighing: "I had a yong day."

Wyatt: "I'm tired. You go ahead and read the books, and I'm gonna sleep, but I'll yisten to the words, ok?"

I was teaching Wyatt about calling 911. Then later, we were wrestling and I stubbed my toe. I was whining "Ohhh, my toe, my toe!" and Wyatt looked at me and said "Do you want me to call 911?" LOLOLOL

Wyatt: "If a shooting star yanded on the ground, would it hurt to touch it?" LOL Yes, I explained what shooting stars are and that they don't land on the ground, but I just like the idea of Wyatt touching a shooting star. :)

Wyatt: "Superman and Batman. What other superheroes are there?"
Me: "Well... Captain America."
Wyatt: "What does Captain Amewica do?"
Me: "He fights bad guys and he has a shield."
Wyatt: "Who else?"
Me: "Wonder Woman."
Wyatt: "What does Wonder Woman do?"
Me: "She has a lasso. She catches bad guys with it."
Wyatt: "Who else?"
Me: "Uhhh... well, I'm not really an expert on superheroes."
Wyatt: "What does he do?"
Me: "Who?"
Wyatt: "ImNotWeallyanExpertonSuperheroes."
Me: LOL!

December 1: Wyatt read his first word (other than his own name) yesterday. We were reading "No Roses for Harry", and he pointed out all the occurrences of "Harry" in the book. I was so proud of him. I told him he could pick another word to find tonight...

Me: "Do you want to go to the art fair with me and Grandma?"
Wyatt: "No. I yike art though. Pwetty art. For hanging on the wall. I yike art that is pink and bwue and purple and... I weally yike art that is BWUE and has SPARKLES on it."
Me: "Should I try to find something at the art fair that is blue with sparkles?"
Wyatt: "Uh-HUH!!!!!!"

   

Peppermint

Wyatt: "Who bwought him here?"
Me: "Santa! Or maybe an elf."
Wyatt: "I don't know. Do you fink they ran away?"
Me: "Maybe. Do you think Peppermint is going to be naughty again?"
Wyatt: "How though? He can't move."
Me: "What do you think?"
Wyatt: "I fink Santa comes and hewps him."
Wyatt: "But he isn't going to be bad, because I am going to hold him ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT like this!"